Mrs Neelima Dixit ek bhaadi bhadkam aurat thi, umar 44 aur rang gora. Uski dono betiyaan uske bahut kareeb thi aur maa betiyaan saath saath sukhi rehte the. Badi beti Renu college me thi aur choti beti Babli 12th ki aakhri saal me thi, dono ladkiyaan apne hi maa ki samaan sudol aur thodi si bhaadi kisam ki apni umar ke hisab se. Baat ek din ki thi jab Mrs Dixit ko market jaani thi aur koi bhi taxi nahi mil rahi thi.
Neelima apni vishaal nitamb matkaye huye yaha se vaha jaa rahi thi taxi ki talaash me aur samay bhi kaafi ho chuki thi. Haathon me dher saara sabziyon ka samaan liye huye badi besabri se yaha vaha taxi ke khoj me utsukh ho rahi thi. "Uffffff ek bhi nahi dikh raha hain,...... kya jhamela hain..... aaiiii tummm rukkooo rukooo!!!" yeh kehti hui Neelima ek auto ke taraf bhaag padti hain kyonke taxi ki aans usne chor rakhi thi. Autowala gadi rokta hua peeche mudke dekhta hain to uska hosh hi jaise ud gaya. Ek adher umar ke mast moti mahila haanfti hui apni mummee hilati hui saree blouse me uske nikat aa rahi thi. Autowale ne ghoorna chalu kiya "hhaan madam bethiyeeee aayiee".
Auto phir chal padta hain.
Autowala ne aine ke zariye Neelima ke husn ko parakhna chalu kar diya. Gol gulaabi gaal, kaale lambe baal aur honton se to jaise gulaab jaal behraha ho. Neelima kaafi shaatir thi aur uske uske ghoorne ko pakad liya "kyon re kabhi aurat nahi dekhi kya??" yeh kehti hyi veh apni purse se choti aina nikalti hain aur dusri haath me ek gulabi rang ki glosser. Autowala yeh sab dekhke apne pant me hulchul mehsoos kiya aur gaadi dheeme se chalane laga "jeeee hmmmm darasal aisi baat nahi madam, bas aaap....voh darasal". Uske hichkisane par Neelima thodi hans padi "are haklate kyon ho, saaf saaf kaho!!".
Autowale se ab raha nahi gaya aur bol pada pure mardani ke saath "madam sach kahu to aap kaafi khubsurat hain"' aisa kehke voh aur seedha beth gaya aur gaadi chalane laga. Neelima ko mazaa aa rahi thi aur ab voh apni meethi honton par gloss ko lagati hui bol padi "hmmmmm kuch bhi phenko mat, seedhe gaadi chalao"' kehke apni honton ko aapas me ragad leti hain. Autowale ke laude me ab jhatke pe jhatka aane laga aur apne trouser ko jhaango pe adjus karke bol pada "madam,, jhooth bolu to uparwala hamka narak ma bheje, hum sach kaha ha !!". Uske aise kehne se na jaane kyo Neelima khush mehsoos karne lagi aur is baar aur shingaar karne ke sochne lagi "vaise naam kya hain tumhara???"
"Humra naam Raghu hain" kehke thoda aur dheeme auto cchala ne laga par nazren aine pe Neelima se zara si bhi nahi hataya, aur is baat se Neelima bhi jaankaar thi par use na jaane kyon mazaa aa rahi thi, voh kuch boli nahi kyonke voh chahti thi ke a Raghu khus use uski naam puche, thodi nakhre dikhati hui voh apni hont aur aankhen shishe me dekhne lagi ki achanak Raghu puch pada "aur aapka madam?" Neelima ki dil zoron se dhadak uthi "NN-Neelima Dixit".
To be continued....
Neelima apni vishaal nitamb matkaye huye yaha se vaha jaa rahi thi taxi ki talaash me aur samay bhi kaafi ho chuki thi. Haathon me dher saara sabziyon ka samaan liye huye badi besabri se yaha vaha taxi ke khoj me utsukh ho rahi thi. "Uffffff ek bhi nahi dikh raha hain,...... kya jhamela hain..... aaiiii tummm rukkooo rukooo!!!" yeh kehti hui Neelima ek auto ke taraf bhaag padti hain kyonke taxi ki aans usne chor rakhi thi. Autowala gadi rokta hua peeche mudke dekhta hain to uska hosh hi jaise ud gaya. Ek adher umar ke mast moti mahila haanfti hui apni mummee hilati hui saree blouse me uske nikat aa rahi thi. Autowale ne ghoorna chalu kiya "hhaan madam bethiyeeee aayiee".
Auto phir chal padta hain.
Autowala ne aine ke zariye Neelima ke husn ko parakhna chalu kar diya. Gol gulaabi gaal, kaale lambe baal aur honton se to jaise gulaab jaal behraha ho. Neelima kaafi shaatir thi aur uske uske ghoorne ko pakad liya "kyon re kabhi aurat nahi dekhi kya??" yeh kehti hyi veh apni purse se choti aina nikalti hain aur dusri haath me ek gulabi rang ki glosser. Autowala yeh sab dekhke apne pant me hulchul mehsoos kiya aur gaadi dheeme se chalane laga "jeeee hmmmm darasal aisi baat nahi madam, bas aaap....voh darasal". Uske hichkisane par Neelima thodi hans padi "are haklate kyon ho, saaf saaf kaho!!".
Autowale se ab raha nahi gaya aur bol pada pure mardani ke saath "madam sach kahu to aap kaafi khubsurat hain"' aisa kehke voh aur seedha beth gaya aur gaadi chalane laga. Neelima ko mazaa aa rahi thi aur ab voh apni meethi honton par gloss ko lagati hui bol padi "hmmmmm kuch bhi phenko mat, seedhe gaadi chalao"' kehke apni honton ko aapas me ragad leti hain. Autowale ke laude me ab jhatke pe jhatka aane laga aur apne trouser ko jhaango pe adjus karke bol pada "madam,, jhooth bolu to uparwala hamka narak ma bheje, hum sach kaha ha !!". Uske aise kehne se na jaane kyo Neelima khush mehsoos karne lagi aur is baar aur shingaar karne ke sochne lagi "vaise naam kya hain tumhara???"
"Humra naam Raghu hain" kehke thoda aur dheeme auto cchala ne laga par nazren aine pe Neelima se zara si bhi nahi hataya, aur is baat se Neelima bhi jaankaar thi par use na jaane kyon mazaa aa rahi thi, voh kuch boli nahi kyonke voh chahti thi ke a Raghu khus use uski naam puche, thodi nakhre dikhati hui voh apni hont aur aankhen shishe me dekhne lagi ki achanak Raghu puch pada "aur aapka madam?" Neelima ki dil zoron se dhadak uthi "NN-Neelima Dixit".
To be continued....